It was Eric's fear of sharp objects that first drew his cautious attention to the dart board.
"Hey, over here." He beckoned towards the others "I know this fella!"
"Of course," Matilda agreed "he played at the Garganelli Gala last year. The Council were not impressed."
The picture was of infamous, counter-culture musician Simon Bardfunkel. Whose songs pierced the ears of every worker who had taken one too many orders and punched the pocket of every boss that dared stand in the way of the picket-line.
The picture, which depicted Simon Bardfunkel in full one-man-band mode clasping a guitar on which he had hand-scrawled 'This Machine Kills Arcane Facists", also contained a note.
"I don't care if he is the people's hero, this dirty hippy isn't allowed to drink here",
Clearly, someone at the Spedrunker was not a big fan of Simon Bardfunkel.
