Matilda reached into the case and picked up a receipt. She eyed it with suspicion.
"You know this receipt has lots of purchases on it?" She said with an scintilla of an inkling.
"Any smoking guns or is it just red herrings?" Tim responded, quizically.
"both of those are on here..."
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The text of the receipt read as follows:
Receipt from The Cockamamie Subteranny Miscellany
The Catacombs Number One Novelty Store
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1 x Smoking Gun
4 x Red Herrings
15 x Hilarious Hand Buzzers
1 x Fake Sepplet Droppings
1 x Super Silly Slingshot
6 x Extra Bouncy Slinkys
3 x McGuffin Brand Whoopee Cushions
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"What a strange assortment of items?" Matilda pointed out.
"This is dated yesterday, at lunch time." Eric pointed out, smiling proudly at being helpful.
"Yes, yes we can all read!" Tim jibed. Eric's smile rescinded immediately.
"...Well, I suppose we better keep looking." Eric responded, eventually.
